Dearest Ivan the Wonderful Weim, what a gorgeous guy you are! That pale brown fur is so sleek and soft-looking, and what a sweet face you have with those lovely golden eyes. You are very talented! You can open any door in the house and access any room you feels like entering. And of course you are actually a human. Congrats on winning the "Best in his age category" in the ..human show? (certainly not a "dog" show!). You and your dear people all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Ivan, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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