Dear Morgan, what a handsome Maine Coon boy you are. Your coat looks so soft and luxurious, and your water-splashed face is adorable.
I'm glad that you found a new, forever home quickly. You have turned out to be the most interesting kitty your person ever had in their life.
It is too funny that you chose the bidet as your main watering hole, but hey, water is good for you, no matter the source.
Otherwise, you make sure that the food level in the bowl doesn't get too low, and that you are let out whenever you ask for it.
Morgan, you are a unique and precious kitty, and I wish you and your family a great day full of celebration and water, and many more happy and healthy years together.