Dearest Biscuit and Crispy, aren't you just the most adorable young degus! You are so cute, with that pretty fur and those sweet faces. Your dear person fell in love with you because you are so unique! You're very cute and friendly, you don't fight, and you make cute squabbling noises to each other. You love an odd digestive biscuit, and you squabble over food with each other, just like human siblings! You are a joy to have for your dear person, and you and he/she all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!

Congratulations, darling Biscuit and Crispy, on being chosen today's Pets of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, perhaps a couple of digestive biscuits!