Dearest Missy, you are adorable! What a lovely sight to see you there with what looks like a big smile (and probably is). And what a nice story of how your dear Mom got you from the Humane Society when you were just nine months old. You've now been together almost ten years! You have your daily routines, and when you see Mom slip off her shoes, you run to get her slippers. You are an unusual terrier in that you seldom bark. And how nice that you were chosen from over 1200 entries to be Miss September for the Humane Society's calendar! You and your Mom are best friends, and you love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Missy, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear Mom and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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