Dearest Minsten, you are gorgeous! What a stunning, beautiful Rex Guinea Pig you are! That crinkly fur is so pretty, and you have the sweetest face with those lovely big eyes! Your dear person says you're pretty shy but so cute, and she/he can tell when you want attention. You both love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Minsten, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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