Dearest Mars, you are absolutely adorable! What a precious little black gerbil you are, with that soft-looking fur and that sweet face with those lovely big eyes. You are a very special gerbil and live in Baden-Wurttemberg, Germany with your dear person and your gerbil brother Snickers. You enjoy sleeping in your little house shelter. You eat special gerbil food, and you drink water, but the water has to be cold and fresh, as you don't like warm water. You and your dear person and Snickers all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Mars, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and Snickers and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
Last edited by phesina; 06-10-2019 at 07:20 PM.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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