Dear Jack, what a handsome Persian boy you are. You are so soft looking in all of your fluffiness, and your face with that slightly grumpy look is too adorable.
Is there a kitty hiding behind you?
Even though you were not at all what your person expected, he/she wouldn't change a thing. So what if you're a tad lazy, hardly play and lay down while drinking, and your favorite pastimes are eating and sleeping?
You are one cool cat and you are perfect the way you are, a quiet kitty who makes his person laugh.
Jack, aka Fuzz Bucket, you are a precious boy, and I wish you, your kitty sibling and your family a great day full of celebration, and many more happy and healthy years together.