Dearest Emily, you are awesome indeed! You're adorable and precious, a cute Miniature Schnauzer with the most delightful personality. You love playing outdoors and playing with your dear person Avery and playing fetch with your toys. You enjoy going for walks with your family; you sniff and sniff and sniff! You are also a very good guard dog, barking to warn your family if anyone or anything is in the yard. Avery got you as a Christmas present eight years ago, and she says you are the best gift ever! You and she love each other dearly, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Emily, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear Avery and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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