Dearest Emily, what an adorable Mini Chinese Lop Rabbit you are, so pretty with that soft-looking, colorful fur and that sweet face with the big ears and lovely big dark eyes. And what a delightful personality you have! You first came to your dear young friend Aviram to keep him company while he was recuperating from diabetes treatment in the hospital. You're a sweet little furball, and you're also very intelligent. You know where your cage is and come back to it to poop on the paper there! You like to hide, eat the house plants, climb in shopping baskets, hear Metallica music, and get petted. You and dear Aviram love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Emily, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear Aviram and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe some special cucumber and cabbages and Metallica music!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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