Dearest Jet, you are beautiful, an absolutely stunning Border Collie! And what an amazing, fantastic talent you have! I think it would be worth it to take my car (2005 Toyota Rav 4) to Upper Hutt, Wellington, New Zealand for its next tuneup. I imagine you'll do the job like no other qualified Collie Mechanic could! Your rates are quite reasonable, too. (My regular mechanic's hourly rate is three t-bone steaks, three salmon fillets, and fifteen minutes of cuddles.)
You have the most delightful personality! You love chasing sticks and balls and also going for a swim with your dear person after work. I bet you're both ready for a nice dip after a hard day's work on all those cars! You are very smart and know some good tricks and the names of your toys. Best of all, you can read and have already mastered the words Sit and Down. You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home and garage you share!
Congratulations, darling Jet, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
Last edited by phesina; 02-13-2019 at 04:55 PM.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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