Dearest Amy Swinehouse, you are adorable! What an absolutely precious Vietnamese Potbellied Pig you are! You're so cute, and you have the most delightful personality, too. You think you're a dog, and your three doggie housemates treat you as if you are! You adore Dad and like to steal his clothes and line your bed with them. You squeal loudly to let your parents know it's dinner time. You're a very smart and happy girl, and you even taught yourself to use the dog door the day after moving in! You love to root around the yard in all kinds of weather except rain. You and your dear doggie housemates and people all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Amy Swinehouse, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear people and doggie housemates are all enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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