Pretty Pünktchen!
Dearest Pünktchen, what a pretty Dwarf Rabbit you are! Your fur looks so very soft, and you have the sweetest face with those perky ears and lovely big blue eyes. You live with two other rabbit ladies, Blümchen and Mimi. You all get along like sisters! You all like to scamper on the lawn when the weather is nice. Your dear person cleans your hutch every week so you bunnies have a nice clean home and you stay happy and healthy. You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Pünktchen, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and Blümchen and Mimi and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe some special hay, straw, carrots, apples, salad, vegetables, and dried food!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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