Dear Stormy Pants, what an absolutely gorgeous Abyssinian boy you are. Your coat is so sleek and soft looking, and your face with those big eyes is adorable.
You definitely fooled me, just sitting pretty and so calm in your picture. Your mom told on you and now the whole world knows what a goofy kitty you are.
You don't miss a sound, and, of course, you have to investigate. If dinner is not served fast enough, you spin in circles until you get dizzy. And you instigate cat races through the house.
You are a one person cat, and you will disappear if a stranger comes to the house.
Most importantly, you bring joy and laughter to your family!
Stormy Pants, you are a special and precious boy, and I wish you, your kitty siblings and your parents a great day full of celebration, and many more happy and healthy years together.