Dearest Teddy, you are adorable! What a precious, beautiful Guinea Pig you are with that soft-looking, colorful fur and that sweet face with those lovely big eyes. And what a delightful personality you have, too! You enjoy playing with your owner and then getting a carrot or apple. You have a cage partner you like. You go for walks on a harness and leash with your dear person. You hope your cage partner will learn to use the harness and leash, too, and then you could both go for walks with your person! You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Teddy, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear cage partner and person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe some special carrots and apples!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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