Dearest Sweet Heart, a.k.a. Sweetie, you are adorable! What an utterly precious little guinea piggy you are, with that pretty-colored soft-looking fur and that sweet face with the white whiskers and the big pink nose and ears and those lovely big ruby-red eyes. You have the most delightful personality, announcing you're there when somebody comes into the room, cuddling up for a nap when someone holds you, and greatly enjoying eating. You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Sweet Heart, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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