Dearest Pirati, what a beautiful bunny you are! You are absolutely adorable, with that soft-looking fur and the short pink and white ears and those lovely big blue eyes with the black eye-liner. And what a delightful personality you have! You are a very cute rabbit and a real gentleman. You lick your dear person's hand when he/she gives you food or water. You live with your girlfriend Cappucina in the garden in a two-story stable. You and she and your dear person all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Pirati, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and Cappucina and all your family are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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