Dear Bistro, what a big and handsome grey tuxedo boy you are. You look so soft and fluffy, and your face is adorable. You beat Cindy Crawford by a long shot.
And how about that tie. You look absolutely stunning.
You are a busy kitty. You like chasing laser pointers, munching on expensive food and spooning with your feather wand. You would also like to try craft beer, but your dad won't let you.
And, of course, you let your parents know when they do something you don't like.
Bistro, you are an incredible kitty, and I wish you and your family a great day full of celebration, and many more happy and healthy years together.