Dear Sarah Cottonsocks, what a beautiful tuxedo girl you are. You are so soft and fuzzy looking, and your face is too adorable. Luckily, your eye condition is benign, it definitely gives you a unique look.
I love your white "cottonsocks", they go so well with your shirt!
As a kitten, you were rescued from a horrible fate. Your family came along just in time, and you turned into a wonderful lady.
Don't worry about how to cat properly. You are 100% cat and you are just the way you are supposed to be.
Sarah Cottonsocks, you are a most special girl, and I wish you and your family a great day full of celebration, and many more happy and healthy years together.