Dearest Lunchbox, what a gorgeous guy you are! You are a giant-size Maine Coon dose of sweetness, with that long fluffy soft-looking fur and that sweet face with the long, LOOONG white whiskers and those closed lovely big eyes. Thank you for sharing that great photo with us. You are so handsome! I wish I could reach through the screen and over to Phoenix to pet you and brush you. I can't, of course, but I know your loving and beloved Purrrsons will pet you and brush you for me .
And what a delightful Purrrsonality you have! You are a complete love-bug, a loving and affectionate king-sized cat. You came to your dear Purrrsons from Dad's sister, who had too many pets. You mostly just lay around. You don't do tricks, but you don't need to. You are totally lovable just as you are! You love being petted and brushed, and you even flop onto Meowmie's feet for attention. You are a bed-hog and sleep on her pillow. You are best friends with your young skin-sister and have been since she was a toddler. You and she and your dear Purrrents all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Lunchbox, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your dear Purrrsons and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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