Dear Fonz, what a handsome longhair tabby boy you are. You look so soft in all your fuzziness, and your face is so sweet with those green eyes, wonderfully matched by your St Paddy's Day hat.
I'm glad that your alley cat life is behind you. You knew how to pick your forever family by just plopping down on their kitchen chair, and now you are a homebody with occasional outdoor adventures, and you are also supplementing your meals at the neighbors'.
Your person also mentioned that you are a lady's man. Well, I'm definitely hooked.
Fonz, you are indeed a fabulous kitty, and I wish you and your family a great day full of celebration and many more happy and healthy years together.