Dearest Zeus, what a gorgeous Bearded Dragon you are! You are positively silvery and shimmery in the light. How cute that you rest in your dad Ryan's hand! You like to sit on his shoulder and help him with his homework. You sleep in your food bowl when you're hungry, and you do enjoy a crunchy cricket. You are very happy, and Ryan hopes you will be his friend for a long time. You and he and your four-foot-long Red Tegu lizard brother all love each other very much, don't you. What a delightful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Zeus, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and Red Tegu pal are all enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe even another crunchy cricket!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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Best wishes for a long, happy, healthy, fun, safe life! P.S. Go veggie! 
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