Dearest Rita, what a lovely, beautiful rabbit you are! That agouti-colored fur is so pretty and looks so soft! We're so glad your dear person was able to rescue you from those alleged-human previous owners who wanted to release you into the wild, to become lunch for some predator! Now you have a good cage in which to enjoy safely the outdoors on nice days. You and your dear person are best friends, keeping each other from being lonely there where you live "in the middle of nowhere." You and he/she love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Rita, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe even a special serving of pellets, hay and other treats (have to wait until summer for the fresh grass!).
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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