Dearest Kleo, what a beautiful young long-haired Guinea Pig you are! That long, flowing hair is gorgeous, and you have the sweetest face looking as if you are smiling. And what a delightful story you have to tell! You were a surprise gift to your dear young people, and you and they have made each other very happy ever since. They give you so much love that sometimes you even push their hands away or nibble them! You love it when they caress your cheeks, and you give them kisses sometimes. You and they all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Kleo, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe even some special lettuce, spinach, cabbage, carrots, tomatoes, beets, green bushes and rabbit flour, "¡cui cui!"







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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