Dearest Earl, what a beautiful Zweibrücker Horse you are! You are gorgeous in all those great photos, with your brown coat and black mane and "Stern." And how handsome you are with your vaulting group there! Every Friday and Saturday your good friend comes to your stable to see you and go vaulting. He/she and friends all clean and brush you, and then you all go to the riding hall. You are a very good vaulting horse, strong and galloping very well. You always get excited at a competition. What a wonderful picture of you with your group! You are all so very proud there, and so you should be. You and they and your special friend all love each other very much, don't you. What wonderful times you are enjoyng!
Congratulations, darling Earl, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear special friend and all your vaulting group and family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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