Dearest Frederick, what an adorable little Syrian Hamster you are! You are the cutest thing ever with that fluffy soft-looking fur and the sweet face with the cute pink nose and the lovely dark eyes. You have the most delightful personality, too. Your dear young person thought she was getting a puppy from mom, but instead she got you! You have had a huge impact on her, and she treats you as if you were her child. She loves seeing you snack on your reduced-fat Wheat Thin and then hiccup! You and she love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Frederick, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear young person and mom and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe another reduced-fat Wheat Thin!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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