Dearest Laica, you are adorable! What a beautiful German Shepherd Mix girl you are. You are so pretty with your colorful fur and your smiling eyes. What a nice story you have to tell! You were lonely and very scared when your dear mom came to meet you, four and a half years ago. She knew right away that you had to come home with her so she can get lots of love and groceries. Now you have come a long way out of your shell and are a bouncy dog that loves water. You and your dear mom and her boyfriend all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Laica, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and mom and boyfriend and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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