Dearest Cloud, what a breathtakingly gorgeous girl you are! You are an utterly adorable Blue Orpington Chicken, and I've never before seen a chicken with such beautifully colored feathers before! You have the most delightful personality, too. You live in New Zealand with 13 other chickens, including your two sisters and auntie and genetic mum. You all and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. You are precious, and he/she would never want to lose you. What a wonderful love-filled home you all share!
Congatulations, darling Cloud, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends, chicks and humans and all, are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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