Dearest Marley, you are adorable! What a beautiful Dumbo Rat you are! You're so pretty with that soft-looking fur and the sweet face with the pink nose and the long white whiskers and those lovely big eyes. And what a delightful personality you have! You and your dear person fell in love with each other right away at Petsmart, and home you went with him/her! You make her/him smile with all your energy and antics. And now you have a rattie pal, Dexter! You and he and your dear person all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Marley, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and Dexter and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe some special lettuce, celery, and bananas!







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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