Dearest Jenny, what a beautiful girl you are! You are an absolutely gorgeous Boykin Spaniel. And what a delightful personality you have, too. You are happy and friendly and full of energy. You make your dear people, and everyone who meets you, smile with all your antics. And what a dedicated fan of the Clemson Tigers you are! I bet they play harder and score higher with your presence and spirit there. You and your dear people all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Jenny, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear people and the Clemson Tigers and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe some special peanut butter, bones, and ice!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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