Dearest Blaster, I'm so happy and grateful that you have your wonderful family now, after that horrible abuse you suffered at the hands of your first alleged-family. You were very underweight when you came to your Furrrever Home, and now you are three years old and fat and happy. You have a piggie friend, Blackberry, too! You are full of energy and make your dear special friend smile with all your antics. You are very pretty with that multi-colored fur and the sweet face. You and your dear people and Blackberry all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Blaster, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! I hope you and your dear people and Blackberry and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe some special bell peppers and cucumbers!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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