Dearest Sally, what a beautiful Yellow Shoulder Amazon Parrot you are! Your green and yellow feathers are absolutely gorgeous, and you have the sweetest face with those lovely big eyes and the beak that looks like a big smile. You are so smart, too! What a lot of good tricks you know already, and you are quite talkative. You make your dear people smile with all your energy and antics. You and they all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Sally, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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