Dearest Yoyo, what an adorable guinea piggie you are! Your fur is so pretty and looks so soft, and you have the sweetest face. You have a delightful personality, too. When your dear person walks in the room, you jump up on your house, happy to see him/her again. You like to run around in the grass when it is nice out. You are very friendly, a great little piggie! You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Yoyo, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe even some special fresh parsley and dandelions!






I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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