Dearest Rupert the Great, what an adorable Cavy mature gentleman you are! You are absolutely precious, with that soft-looking pretty-colored fur and that sweet, sweet face with the cute pink nose and tongue and those lovely big eyes. How nice to see you celebrating the holidays, too! You have the most delightful personality, and you make your dear people smile with all your energy and antics. You and your dear people all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Rupert, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe some special green leaf lettuce, shredded carrots, celery leaves, and hay!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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