Dear Goober, what a handsome Shorthair boy you are. Your black and white "cow" spots are beautiful, and you have the "moo-meow" to go along with.
You are absolutely right: You are incredibly photogenic. Your pictures are great.
I'm glad that your declawed feet don't bother you. And they don't interfere with your numerous hobbies:
Chasing bugs and the laser pointer and laying on uncomfortable things or things your meowmie is trying to read.
Gobber, you are a wonderful and special kitty, and I wish you and your family a great day full of celebration and many more happy and healthy years together.