Dearest Fred, you are absolutely adorable! That beautiful coat is so shiny and looks so soft, and what a sweet face you have! You have the most delightful personality, too, the sweetest disposition. It's good that you have brother Razor to protect you from people who might try and do things they shouldn't with you! You and your dear young person do homework and all sorts of stuff together, and you and he/she love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!

Congratulations, darling Fred, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and Razor and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, with maybe a special serving of cheese and fruit!