Dearest Pipkin, what an adorable Guinea Pig you are! You are so pretty with that soft-looking multi-colored fur and the sweet face with the lovely big eyes. And what a terrific story you have to tell! You live with several other piggies (but with all the space you each need), and a wonderful person who takes outstandingly good care of you all. You all love each other dearly, don't you. What a delightful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Pipkin, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe an extra-special serving of sweet red pepper!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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