Q: What kind of waves do you find on small beaches?
A: Microwaves
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Q: What kind of waves do you find on small beaches?
A: Microwaves
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I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678
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Q: What does a chromosome like to wear?
A: Genes
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678
Buddy and Grace's Dad
Two brothers aged 13 and 11 are called to come down stairs for breakfast. When they get to the kitchen table their mom asked what they would like. The 13 year old says 'Awe geez, how bought some F'ing Cheerios Ma'? He doesn't see the blur until moms hand slaps him across the face and she proceeds to whack him with a mixing spoon all the way back up stairs until he gets to his room.
Now, back in the kitchen, she turns to the 11 year old and says 'And what can I get you for breakfast, mister?' Whimpering, the 11 year old says, " I sure don't want any f@cking Cheerios"
That's was funny!!!
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Good one, Cat Daddy!
"Do or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda
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"Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes." -- author unknown
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678
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Love it! I have to get me those shoes.Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Willa (5/1/1997-3/17/2018)
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