Dear Chucky, what a handsome orange and white tabby man you are. You look so soft and cuddly, and I wish I could touch that fabulous belly of yours!
You are a very busy kitty, hunting, beating up the puppy, and posing as a garden gnome. You even have your own catnip plant.
Chucky, I agree with your family, you are definitely unique.
I hope you get to celebrate your special day today in style, and I wish you, the puppy, the rabbit and your humans many more happy and healthy years together.