Joyful Jubilant Jake!
Dearest Jake, what a gorgeous Holland Lop Rabbit you are! You are so pretty with that soft-looking fur and the sweet face with the lovely big eyes. And what a story you have to tell! You live in Hickory Hammocks rabbitry with 34 other bunnies! Your best friend is Zeus. who lives next to you. You are very sweet and affectionate, and you love to be held and get lots of kisses. You also enjoy going to the bunny shows and strut your stuff! You may be a grand champion soon, but your dear mommy loves you whether you win in a show or not. You and she and your 34 bunny pals all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Jake, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and mommy and your bunny housemates and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, perhaps some special corn and oatmeal after another round of tossing pine cones around the cage!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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