Awesome Ace!
Dearest Ace, what a fine young pitbull terrier boy you are! You are beautiful to see, with that pretty blue fawn fur and the sweet face that looks like you're smiling. What a delightful ambassador for your breed you are! So many people are frightened of pitbulls because of the scary stories going around. You are not like the dogs in those stories at all. You're very smart and obedient, super social and friendly. You even go to work with your dear person and greet customers! You enjoy meeting anyone possible, to prove to them the scariest thing about a pitbull may be getting thumped by a wagging tail! You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Ace, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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What a beautiful, heart-melter of a Pittie boy you are, Ace! And in true Pittie style, you're at heart a gentle giant, a total mush bucket who wants nothing more than to love and be loved in return! Your fawn coloring is simply stunning, Ace, and yep, that'e definitely a smile I see!
What a fine ambassador for Pittie love and companionship you are, Ace! If anyone should doubt the true nature of your breed, they need only meet you, speak to your parents!
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