Dearest Archie, you are adorable! What an absolutely stunning, precious Long-haired Guinea Pig you are! You are the cutest thing, and you have the most delightful personality, too. You love being cuddled by her/him, and you like to run around. You do enjoy your treats, standing on your hind legs when lettuce leaves are dangled by your nose. You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!

Congratulations, darling Archie, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe some special lettuce leaves and a piece of apple!