Dearest Professor Horace Slughorn, Hasselhoff tha 3rd MotheFeinig Esq. Feloneous Monk, what an utterly gorgeous Standard Poodle doggie you are! You are absolutely amazing in all those fabulous photographs. And what a delightful personality you have, too! You are your dear person's service dog, helping her/him through anxiety attacks and PTSD. You and he/she have been together since you were a puppy, and you have been a fantastic life partner ever since. You love each other dearly, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Horace, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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