Dearest Chomper, you are adorable! What a sweet little baby Bearded Dragon you are! You are your dear person's first lizard, and you and she/he are having a wonderful time together as you grow up. You and he/she love each other very much, don't you. What a delightful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Chomper, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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