Dearest Boots, what a beautiful young Miniature Horse Pony you are! You look like the sweetest boy ever! You are so cute in all those great photos. And what a wonderful friend you are to your two young twin-sister persons! You came to them at a very difficult time for them, and you have helped them find their happiness again. They have been training you as a therapy pony, and you have been a star pupil, on your way to becoming the sweetest little therapy pony ever, for them as well! You and they and all your family members love each other dearly, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Boots, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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