Every time I open a 'child proof/tamper proof' package I think about the idiot who tampered with the Tylenol all those years ago.
I hope he died a painful death, due to the fact that HE couldn't get a blister pack open so he could take HIS meds.
Chuckleheaded moron.........![]()
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
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Someone gave us some boxes of pectin.
Across the top of the box:
Recipes inside!
On a sticker on the bottom of the box:
No recipes inside. Go to ******.com for recipes.
The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.
The windows on the house were opened for the first time this year.
It was a nice mid 70's and the sound of motorcycles permeated the air.
I am jealous.
Who is Will, and why the heck does everyone fire at him?
The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.
Am I the only one who looks at the pile of orange peels and thinks what a shame it is to waste them? I mean to at least grate of the zest for cookies or something later, but they just seem like they should be used for something! All those orange oil and bright color ....
I've Been Frosted
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