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  1. 02-02-2015, 02:09 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karen View Post
    It is getting to be that time again, and on cold days, I think of these!

    That, and I had a high school music teacher who made a joke by substituting the word Lunch for Love in every song ...

    What I did for Lunch
    Lunch Story
    and a current ...

    Lunch Runs Out (One Republic)
    I want to know what lunch is ...
    To sir with lunch ...
    Crazy little thing called lunch ... Karen, this is addicting!
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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    Jesus and the apostles walk into a bar.

    The bartender asks Jesus what he would like...

    Jesus turns to the apostles. winks an replies, "Thirteen glasses of water and one fish sandwich!"
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    I saw Matthew McConaughey in Hollywood driving, I was waiting on the corner for a friend when I noticed him....A minute later he came back around the block!

    A few minutes later he drove BACK around - He made 6 more trips until he got stopped by the signal. He had his window down and I managed to hear his GPS giving him instructions.......




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    When Harrison Ford got his pilot's license he had to fly "Solo".

    How would Harrison Ford do flying the Millenium Falcon?

    After the crash, there was no word on how Chewbacca was doing?
    The secret of life is nothing at all
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