Part Two.

When he wakes, I make the bed,
That's the idea, in my head?
But, I must wait until he wakes
All my patience, this does take.

Ed wakes up, stretches and yawns
I am just his silly pawn
I wait for his decision, to go or to stay
I may put it off, for another day?

He might stand up and look at me.
Then jump off the bed to take a (urination)!
I take the sheets and all that fits
I hope he's off to take a (defecation)!

That will take a little time.
I have to hurry, no time to whine.
And if it happens he goes to drink
That does give me, time to think.....

His nap interrupted, nature called?
I see him pacing the house, the halls
Making sure all is right.....he'll patrol again
during the night!

His main job now it to return to sleep
on clean bedding, what a treat.
He patiently waits, until I'm done.
I changed the sheets! I think I won!

But, the real test is next
what part of the bed, does Ed like best?
The foot, the corner or the head?
He don't care, It's really HIS bed!

I'm just a maid, nothing more
When I listen to his snore
While he slumbers, he goes deep,
With his head, under his feet!

It's all worthwhile, when the weather is cold
That is when we both roll
Into a blanket and watch TV?
It's then the remote, Ed and me.........