Dearest Piepie, what an utterly fine-looking Dutch ebony gentleman you are! You are so handsome with your sleek black fur and your sweet face with the lovely pale-green eyes full of so much love and contentment. I would love to be able to reach through the screen to Nijmegen, Holland to pet you! Oh, well, since I can't, I know your loving and beloved Purrrsons will pet you for me 
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And what a delightful Purrrsonality you have! You chose your family and moved right in with them. You make them smile with your tricks such as catching treats with your paw or in your mouth. You like to sleep a lot, close to Meowmie or even by the garden gnome. You don't like other cats or strangers in the house or crying babies. You love to play with Meowmie's knitting needles and measuring tape. You greet your Purrrsons when they come home after you hear the car being parked. You and your family members all love each other very much, don't you! What a wonderful love-filled home you share.
Congratulations, darling Piepie, on being selected today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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