Okay, today is a banner day for the inaccuracy/cluelessness of spammers! Things that made it into my inbox today included:

1. "Burial insurance for the cost of your coffee" - Ya mean it is free? I don't drink coffee 99% of the time!

2. "Repair your Hearing" - um, guys, it's nerve damage. It's permanent. There's no fixing my right ear, and my left ear is perfectly fine, thank!

3. "Glasses are ruining your vision" - Um, guys, if it weren't for my glasses, I couldn't read your stupid spam! Been wearing them since I was 8, and dad noticed I was "reading the funnies with my nose" ... it's genetics, folks!