These People Are The Best At Being The Worst. And Boy, Is It Hilarious.

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11.) Maybe it's a good thing his kid didn't take after his parents.





12.) And by "Commit To Be Fit," we mean eating a bag of mini donuts instead of full-sized ones.


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13.) Uh... thanks sweetie. That's nice.





14.) Speeding away in the irony mobile.


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15.) I feel like there was a more efficient way to order this.


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16.) You're cute and all, but could you maybe try and get some of the gas in the tank?


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17.) 'Cause this is definitely how the internet works.


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18.) Douchebag in paradise.





19.) Maximum flexibility, minimum clean up.


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20.) Did you remember to pack the kid?

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21.) And I thought abstinence was the best birth control method...





22.) Comfort food.





23.) Sound advice. Definitely glad I took my eyes off the car in front of me to read this.


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24.) The irony wouldn't be as stinging if it was any other store.


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25.) "Now why would I back into the water? My boat would be backwards and I'd look like a flippin' idiot!"


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26.) I feel like the internet was invented so kids aren't bored enough to do crap like this.


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27.) Does Dyson have a mowing line now?


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Yikes. I once accidentally filled my tank up with diesel fuel. That was not only embarrassing, but hugely expensive and dangerous. The guys at the shop gave me a hard time about it, but I couldn't say anything because I knew how stupid it was. I had to embrace being an idiot that day. I only hope these people do the same.